caroline, what is this “epic love” you speak of? 

you love stefan, klaus loves stefan. You both have so much in common. I guess that’s why you two made art in his gallery. don’t even lie cause I filmed the whole thing

just busted elena today 

I love logging on fangbook ♥ The other side has an app for everything…who says dead folks can’t use the internet? I remember when the net was created. I dated the guy who invented it.

Jeremy needs to stop watching ghost busters 

ghost busters ««« rose busters. JS

Jeremy still doesn’t understand my speech…. 

so I tried talking to him again in his room last night. the prick busted a vacuum on me. what is this, Luigis Mansion?